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You know how it literally makes your life worth living?
You know how some weeks it’s the ONLY thing you look forward to?
Well, it looks like HM is here to brighten your day because you can now get a DAILY piece of HM direct to your phone.
Five bloody days of the week. For FREE! How good is that?
Very bloody good that’s what. Not only will you get HILARIOUS * news before everyone else, you’ll also be guaranteed to get at least one text a day for five whole days of the week.
*subject to change
Expect to see scathing wit, rules to live your life by, twats ridiculed, not to mention EXCLUSIVE competitions and HM! wallpapers for FREE! You know it makes sense.
Getting this amazing service is easier than Jodie Marsh after half a shandy. Just look… Text MOBI MOLY to 63333.
It’s that fucking easy!
What the hell is a mobizine?
Will it work on my phone and network?
I NEED HELP WITH IT!
*Shit that you need to know*
You won’t get unsolicited messages from ‘Big Member’ or dodgy salesfolk.
The service is provided by a group of boffins in Fulham called Refresh Mobile.
Amazing! Now, get on with it!
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