yourmumspimp
from Dorset.
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the facts
| name: | yourmumspimp |
| age: | 37 |
| lives: | Dorset |
| works: | for peanuts |
| into: | Swinging, rolling, eating, sleeping |
| booze: | Coconut beer |
| fags: | Jeremy the keeper |
| listens to: | Those fucking gibbons |
| watches: | How the fuck to work that damn puzzle feeder |
| reads: | Primate news, Banana skins but I normally get the orange people to do it |
| hero: | Michael Caine, Jim Cronin, Cheetah and Leonard Rossiter. |
| cunt: | everyone, find them, blame them make them pay |
| bribe me with: | fruit bucket ice pop |
| ashamed of: | masturbating in the window with Sally |
| could live without: | Those bloody gibbons |
| sobs at: | Project X, King Kong |
| gets hard/wide to: | pheromones |
| regrets: | We are the champions |
| wants: | Rodders to move into the spare room |