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| name: | xlo58 |
| age: | 51 |
| lives: | Lincolnshire |
| works: | Lawyer |
| into: | Andrea |
| booze: | Vodka and anything |
| fags: | Marlboro Reds |
| listens to: | anything |
| watches: | American drama |
| reads: | crime fiction and hollywood biographies |
| hero: | Dirty Harry |
| cunt: | Gordon Brown |
| bribe me with: | Cocaine |
| ashamed of: | shady lifestyle |
| could live without: | my wife |
| sobs at: | Strictly Come Dancing |
| gets hard/wide to: | Aging sluts |
| regrets: | nothing |
| wants: | anal sex |