warneford
from Beddington.
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the facts
| name: | warneford |
| age: | 35 |
| lives: | Beddington |
| works: | Kingston |
| into: | All sorts |
| booze: | Lager |
| fags: | As many as I can |
| listens to: | Music |
| watches: | Telly |
| reads: | Books |
| hero: | David Bowie |
| cunt: | Victoria Beckham |
| bribe me with: | Beer |
| ashamed of: | Nothing |
| could live without: | Celery |
| sobs at: | Adverts |
| gets hard/wide to: | My wife |
| regrets: | None |
| wants: | More sleep |