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| name: | vitriol |
| age: | 45+ |
| lives: | Herts |
| works: | Hard |
| into: | bikes |
| booze: | vodka-gin speedball |
| fags: | and sub the taxman? - naff off! |
| listens to: | Old School Punk |
| watches: | Brass Eye |
| reads: | gussetts |
| hero: | The Aussie PM |
| cunt: | TC Raymond |
| bribe me with: | Breasts |
| ashamed of: | dark secrets |
| could live without: | work |
| sobs at: | animal torture |
| gets hard/wide to: | breasts |
| regrets: | My choice of career |
| wants: | revenge |