tosswipe
from in a wheely bin.
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the facts
| name: | tosswipe |
| age: | 103 |
| lives: | in a wheely bin |
| works: | porn fluffer |
| into: | sausage smokin |
| booze: | poteen |
| fags: | ugh no |
| listens to: | next door shaggin |
| watches: | see listens to |
| reads: | beano |
| hero: | dr who |
| cunt: | robbie williams |
| bribe me with: | bacon n egg butty |
| ashamed of: | scouse women |
| could live without: | girlfriend |
| sobs at: | lassie films |
| gets hard/wide to: | kim wilde |
| regrets: | joinin this shite |
| wants: | bigger wheely bin |