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| name: | titmonkeyferrettwat |
| age: | Indeterminable |
| lives: | In a house |
| works: | To pay the mortgage |
| into: | Scat & bukakke |
| booze: | Yeah - lots |
| fags: | Nah |
| listens to: | Bullshit |
| watches: | The clock |
| reads: | Toilet |
| hero: | Joey D |
| cunt: | Fame whores |
| bribe me with: | Money |
| ashamed of: | Not much |
| could live without: | Vegetarians |
| sobs at: | Sad stuff |
| gets hard/wide to: | Pron |
| regrets: | Drunken mistakes |
| wants: | More money |