therealsurferrosa
from southern europe.
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the facts
| name: | therealsurferrosa |
| age: | middle |
| lives: | southern europe |
| works: | five days a week |
| into: | gentle hedonism |
| booze: | red wine, brandy |
| fags: | occasionally |
| listens to: | the pixies |
| watches: | the sea |
| reads: | constantly |
| hero: | Bill Hicks |
| cunt: | celebrities |
| bribe me with: | sexual favours |
| ashamed of: | the English |
| could live without: | negativity |
| sobs at: | fluffy bunnies |
| gets hard/wide to: | wide? Surely, 'wet'? |
| regrets: | several |
| wants: | everything |