squealer
from Homers gob.
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the facts
| name: | squealer |
| age: | 34 |
| lives: | Homers gob |
| works: | nop |
| into: | minge |
| booze: | everyday |
| fags: | there everywhere |
| listens to: | fanny farts |
| watches: | 1 from argos |
| reads: | skidmarks in knickers |
| hero: | jimi hendrix |
| cunt: | gives u fish fingers |
| bribe me with: | a hot moist cunt |
| ashamed of: | fuck all |
| could live without: | fags |
| sobs at: | no booze in the fridge |
| gets hard/wide to: | dido |
| regrets: | not shagging dido |
| wants: | to shag dido |