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| name: | slugpoo |
| age: | 748 |
| lives: | yup |
| works: | to avoid death |
| into: | colours n shapes finarr finarr, cunt |
| booze: | too much |
| fags: | it isn't cool anymore |
| listens to: | only cos i have ears |
| watches: | when she isn't looking |
| reads: | signs |
| hero: | tree's |
| cunt: | all of you |
| bribe me with: | nose candy |
| ashamed of: | sexual tendencies |
| could live without: | australians/kiwis |
| sobs at: | busting knuckles on idiot's heads |
| gets hard/wide to: | a nice set of thigh's |
| regrets: | yeah right |
| wants: | her |