sirriddler
from Under a bridge.
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the facts
| name: | sirriddler |
| age: | Older than the last guy i nailed |
| lives: | Under a bridge |
| works: | to pay for state scrounging students |
| into: | a lot of things |
| booze: | = Binge drink |
| fags: | Had plenty, both sorts.. |
| listens to: | Noises the fridge makes |
| watches: | Faces in the white noise |
| reads: | The Sun (it's all true you know!) |
| hero: | Pam Ayers |
| cunt: | That fat cunt that does the radio 1 breakfast show |
| bribe me with: | Sweets |
| ashamed of: | That i could be bribed so cheaply |
| could live without: | My ex wife |
| sobs at: | Sight of the above |
| gets hard/wide to: | Vinyl flooring samples |
| regrets: | Not nailing my best friend before he got fat. |
| wants: | and wants...and wants... |