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| name: | sexwee |
| age: | 26 |
| lives: | London |
| works: | In an Office |
| into: | fried chicken and internet gambling |
| booze: | often |
| fags: | not really |
| listens to: | xfm and that kind of stuff |
| watches: | channel 4 and Football |
| reads: | BBC Sport |
| hero: | Jack Bauer |
| cunt: | Mika |
| bribe me with: | Gig Tickets |
| ashamed of: | animal testing |
| could live without: | vegetables |
| sobs at: | paper cuts |
| gets hard/wide to: | tracey emin |
| regrets: | never having scored the winning goal in the FA Cup Final |
| wants: | one of those big cars made out of cake |