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Wed 07th January 2009
Chilly celebrity resolutions for 2009!
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Mon 05th January 2009
'A fart is a message to the brain that a poo is on the next train...' apparently
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Fri 26th December 2008
"Have a very teste Christmas!" Er... excuse me Alesha?
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Thu 18th December 2008
It's the Awards that everyone is talking about!
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Fri 26th December 2008
"Have a very teste Christmas!" Er... excuse me Alesha?
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Thu 18th December 2008
It's the Awards that everyone is talking about!
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Wed 17th December 2008
What would a Wombat want for Whistmas??
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Thu 11th December 2008
HM Interrogates Cheggers!
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Wed 19th November 2008
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson fall out over Calum Best?<div id="teaser2">We don't know what the world is coming to when women are fighting and shedding tears over serial shagger Calum Best (who is already losing his hair and gaining in chins). Video after the jump..</div>
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Mon 08th December 2008
Vickers outed by the public and her boyfriend in one week.
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Tue 25th November 2008
Covering Louis in horse spunk, now there is a thought...
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Wed 03rd December 2008
STRUTH, she's out!
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Thu 08th January 2009
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Wed 07th January 2009
Verne Troyer pisses all over the floor<div id="teaser2">After a teary speech about Heath Ledger, a flawless rendition of Romeo & Juliet, and Davina McCall's amazingly condescending comments ("Aaw! How cute is that! He can't carry his case! LOL!) you might be forgiven for thinking that Celebrity Big Brother contestant Verne Troyer is a shy, retiring guy just trying to get ON WITH LIFE MAN!</div>
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Wed 07th January 2009
Lily Allen defends cocaine use<div id="teaser2">You can practically hear the second hand counting down in the background as Lily Allen liberally sprays her usual faux controversial rubbish around the media in the run up to the not-at-all-anticipated release of her second album, 'It's Not Me, It's You', next month. This time, blabbermouth takes on the subject of cocaine, claiming the people sesationalise it by making out that it will make you a dealer, prostitute or rapist…</div>
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Wed 07th January 2009
I Can Make You Thin. Paul McKenna's new fat busting US show<div id="teaser2"> I'm not a doctor, but Paul McKenna is. So please be aware that I possess not one shred of the baldy, horse-faced hypnotist's knowledge concerning health and dieting, that's my caveat. 'I Can Make You Thin' also starts with a caveat, stating that you should consult your doctor before beginning any diet suggested by McKenna, that it may not work anyway, and the programme is for "entertainment purposes only". </div>
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Wed 07th January 2009
Esther Rantzen has something in her teeth, but what is it?<div id="teaser2"> Other than even more teeth, what has Esther Rantzen got stuck in not one, but two of her teeth (look at the picture closely)? Nobody pointed it out so poor old Esther continued to smile for cameras at the Cirque de Soleil Quidam premiere at the Royal Albert Hall. We're going to go for the obvious, classic suggestion of spinach, but what do you think it could be...? (Here she is along with other celebrities at the event ).</div> by Mopsa
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Wed 07th January 2009
Country House Rescue - "It seemed like such a good idea" Last night, while waiting for what's turned out to be an unexpectedly brilliant and rather charming Celebrity Big Brother, we found ourselves watching C4's Country House Rescue. Now, we're a bit late to this, since the series has nearly finished. And it may already be a Come Dine With Me-style cult. But twenty hours after, we're still thinking about it.
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Wed 07th January 2009
Travis - New single. World shrugs. We're still in the post-Xmas music lull - traditionally the time of year when bands suffering from diminished-fanbase-syndrome try to steal a higher than normal chart position.
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Wed 07th January 2009
I Can Make You Thin. Paul McKenna's new fat busting US show I'm not a doctor, but Paul McKenna is. So please be aware that I possess not one shred of the baldy, horse-faced hypnotist's knowledge concerning health and dieting, that's my caveat. 'I Can Make You Thin' also starts with a caveat, stating that you should consult your doctor before beginning any diet suggested by McKenna, that it may not work anyway, and the programme is for "entertainment purposes only".
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Does this mean that tonight, if I don't watch your cinematic epic / badly acted pointless waste of a couple of hours I am likely to have missed my last opportunity? Film 4 do you know something I don't? Stop trying to scare me into watching your film. Or are you suggesting your film is that good that it is an important life experience that I had better not risk missing? Then again surely it is difficult to watch any film after you die unless the people at film 4 know different of course.