scouse
from The Life of an Alcoholic.
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the facts
| name: | scouse |
| age: | 28 |
| lives: | The Life of an Alcoholic |
| works: | to buy beer |
| into: | Oral Sex |
| booze: | Practising Alcoholic |
| fags: | 3 months clean |
| listens to: | Other people having sex |
| watches: | See Above |
| reads: | Milk Cartons |
| hero: | Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards |
| cunt: | George 'The Cunt' bush |
| bribe me with: | Promises of Oral Sex |
| ashamed of: | My Tiny Knob |
| could live without: | A physical Presence |
| sobs at: | Empty Fridges |
| gets hard/wide to: | Beans |
| regrets: | Not Bumming Christina Aguilera |
| wants: | World Domination |