saucyhorsey
from stables.
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the facts
| name: | saucyhorsey |
| age: | 30 |
| lives: | stables |
| works: | on a farm |
| into: | farmyard animals |
| booze: | Babycham |
| fags: | smug ex smoker |
| listens to: | people while they sleep |
| watches: | people while they sleep |
| reads: | people's minds |
| hero: | Surgar |
| cunt: | nice and neat please |
| bribe me with: | carrots or polos |
| ashamed of: | the time I stole someone's crutches in a pub |
| could live without: | spiders |
| sobs at: | my bank account |
| gets hard/wide to: | porn |
| regrets: | not trying the dark side |
| wants: | some new shoes |