sarcasm
from Newcastle.
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the facts
| name: | sarcasm |
| age: | 21 |
| lives: | Newcastle |
| works: | for cash |
| into: | fucking about |
| booze: | strong, unmixed |
| fags: | HOMOPHOBE!! |
| listens to: | ranting |
| watches: | images |
| reads: | words |
| hero: | no one good enough yet |
| cunt: | is nice |
| bribe me with: | promises |
| ashamed of: | having no regrets |
| could live without: | the summer football break |
| sobs at: | closing time |
| gets hard/wide to: | Lily Cole / Alison Stokke |
| regrets: | none |
| wants: | to win the Scoop6 |