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| name: | salari |
| age: | 22 |
| lives: | for now |
| works: | for money |
| into: | your mum |
| booze: | no thanks |
| fags: | God hates them apparently |
| listens to: | Radiohead, Flaming Lips, Arcade Fire, et al |
| watches: | Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Frisky Dingo, Boondocks, Venture Bros |
| reads: | Bret Easton Ellis |
| hero: | Steven Drozd |
| cunt: | Jonny Borrell |
| bribe me with: | Cake |
| ashamed of: | my country |
| could live without: | reality TV |
| sobs at: | what we have become |
| gets hard/wide to: | Killing hobos |
| regrets: | as above |
| wants: | Prozac |