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| name: | roryk |
| age: | 29 |
| lives: | The dream |
| works: | That body |
| into: | The groove |
| booze: | 'n' fags |
| fags: | 'n' booze |
| listens to: | The ground |
| watches: | Swatch |
| reads: | Oliver, John, Mike etc etc |
| hero: | Liono |
| cunt: | Mumm-Ra |
| bribe me with: | Whiskers |
| ashamed of: | Leotard |
| could live without: | Wiley Kit |
| sobs at: | The Bill (after a big weekend) |
| gets hard/wide to: | Radio 4 |
| regrets: | Not being a rock star |
| wants: | To be your friend |