rico
from *checks pulse*.
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the facts
| name: | rico |
| age: | Like a fine wine. |
| lives: | *checks pulse* |
| works: | OUT!! |
| into: | the oven you go! |
| booze: | UP! |
| fags: | like bumming. |
| listens to: | No cunt! |
| watches: | Patek Philipe. |
| reads: | everyday |
| hero: | sadly no. |
| cunt: | sometimes |
| bribe me with: | a glimpse of your snatch. |
| ashamed of: | looking |
| could live without: | my conscience. |
| sobs at: | penetration |
| gets hard/wide to: | a finely turned ankle |
| regrets: | cuntishness. |
| wants: | for nothing |