porkmaster69
from still.
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the facts
| name: | porkmaster69 |
| age: | 37 |
| lives: | still |
| works: | to hard |
| into: | whatever |
| booze: | yes please |
| fags: | yes please |
| listens to: | wife |
| watches: | your wife |
| reads: | still learning |
| hero: | gash man |
| cunt: | gordon cunting brown |
| bribe me with: | head of gordon brown |
| ashamed of: | labour |
| could live without: | labour |
| sobs at: | cash machines |
| gets hard/wide to: | porn |
| regrets: | porn |
| wants: | porn |