paddy
from well.
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the facts
| name: | paddy |
| age: | 49 |
| lives: | well |
| works: | Door to door gynaecologist |
| into: | Mixed species farmyard gang banging |
| booze: | Don't mind if I do |
| fags: | fithy habit.at least the legal ones |
| listens to: | The sound of my own voice |
| watches: | the world go by |
| reads: | subtitles |
| hero: | The person who makes Thatcher realise what a total cunt she is before dousing her in petrol and torching her |
| cunt: | margaret thatcher,all liverpool fans |
| bribe me with: | money,what else? |
| ashamed of: | british foreign policy |
| could live without: | liverpool fans |
| sobs at: | last orders |
| gets hard/wide to: | Jessica Rabbit |
| regrets: | liverpool fans breathing my air |
| wants: | mandatory vivisection for all Liverpool fans |