npfiii
from Arse end of Yorkshire.
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the facts
| name: | npfiii |
| age: | 34 |
| lives: | Arse end of Yorkshire |
| works: | Cushy number in the I.T. section in a department of the local council. |
| into: | Stuff, Porn, Miscellaneous |
| booze: | Tennants Velvet |
| fags: | |
| listens to: | Cradle of Filth, Metallica, Tom Jones, Anthrax, Richard Cheese and Lounge Against The Machine, Iron Maiden |
| watches: | Heroes, Porn, Top Gear, Battlestar Gallactica |
| reads: | Jeremy Clarkson, Howard Marks, 'Freakanomics' |
| hero: | Ron Jeremy |
| cunt: | Peter North, Tony Blair, every person who has ever been on or involved with Big Brother |
| bribe me with: | Peanut Butter Kit-Kat Chunky |
| ashamed of: | Knowing the words to all the 'classic' Take That songs |
| could live without: | Stupid People, Keyboard Warriors, The Welsh |
| sobs at: | |
| gets hard/wide to: | Well shot homemade porn and not the phone camera shite doing the rounds at the moment. |
| regrets: | Nothing |
| wants: |