nepenthe
from oop north.
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the facts
| name: | nepenthe |
| age: | old enough to know better |
| lives: | oop north |
| works: | dole scrounger, or 'benefit thief' as they call it nowadays |
| into: | music, films, bad lads |
| booze: | go on then, if you're buying |
| fags: | doesn't bother me - some of my best friends are shirt-lifters |
| listens to: | next door neighbours shagging |
| watches: | saucy neighbours through a crafty peephole |
| reads: | books |
| hero: | mark e smith |
| cunt: | maybe it could do with a wash after that........ |
| bribe me with: | large amounts of cash |
| ashamed of: | nothing - i'm shameless |
| could live without: | the dividing wall between my house and next door |
| sobs at: | i'm too hard-faced to cry |
| gets hard/wide to: | hearing neighbours at it hammer n tongs |
| regrets: | i've had a few but then again too few to mention |
| wants: | threesome with neighbours |