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| name: | milesihamer |
| age: | |
| lives: | |
| works: | Publishing |
| into: | Really, do you care? |
| booze: | Scotch & Guinnes |
| fags: | When my wife's not about |
| listens to: | |
| watches: | |
| reads: | Words (wanker). |
| hero: | The Doctor. He is real. My Mum's alright. |
| cunt: | Richard Littlejohn |
| bribe me with: | a recording contract |
| ashamed of: | being a cunt sometimes |
| could live without: | Richard Littlejohn |
| sobs at: | most things |
| gets hard/wide to: | my wife |
| regrets: | being a cunt sometimes |
| wants: | not to have to work. Lazy AND selfish. |