merkinhead
from apparently.
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the facts
| name: | merkinhead |
| age: | 29 |
| lives: | apparently |
| works: | intermittently |
| into: | wine, women and song |
| booze: | mine's a bottle of dog |
| fags: | o, I never had the benefit of a private education |
| listens to: | the devil on my shoulder |
| watches: | the ladies |
| reads: | yes thanks |
| hero: | Richard Stilgoe |
| cunt: | the tabloids and most television |
| bribe me with: | laudanum |
| ashamed of: | Richard Stilgoe |
| could live without: | another haircut |
| sobs at: | fuck all |
| gets hard/wide to: | Australian chicks |
| regrets: | fuck all |
| wants: | Jade Goody's head on a spike |