mathowesuk
from coseley.
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the facts
| name: | mathowesuk |
| age: | 26 |
| lives: | coseley |
| works: | tipton |
| into: | not your mom, she smells of wee |
| booze: | is NOT a sin |
| fags: | should do it behind locked doors |
| listens to: | moaning cunts all day and anything else that rocks at night |
| watches: | porn |
| reads: | th paper on th shitter |
| hero: | my grandad |
| cunt: | 90% of th world, |
| bribe me with: | sex, booze and roasted chicken |
| ashamed of: | my underachieving penis |
| could live without: | nail varnish |
| sobs at: | bambis mum being shot, you missed bambi you bastard! |
| gets hard/wide to: | bambis mum getting shot, no wait hold on.... |
| regrets: | telling that bird she was fat, well she looked it while she was on her knees.... |
| wants: | to come up with some wittier answers for above |