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| name: | lotusnz |
| age: | fucking old |
| lives: | in a house |
| works: | if i have to |
| into: | fanny |
| booze: | yes please |
| fags: | kill them all |
| listens to: | bad advice |
| watches: | on my wrist |
| reads: | words |
| hero: | great tv show |
| cunt: | Dyslexia |
| bribe me with: | play station 3 |
| ashamed of: | playstation 1 |
| could live without: | 30 second porn clips |
| sobs at: | waistline |
| gets hard/wide to: | with my wrist |
| regrets: | 40 in wasit |
| wants: | a 28 in waist |