krysis
from House.
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the facts
| name: | krysis |
| age: | 26 |
| lives: | House |
| works: | Office |
| into: | Cupboards, Plants |
| booze: | Many many JD's |
| fags: | Don't smoke |
| listens to: | my girlfriled bitching on |
| watches: | A jazzy casio calculator one |
| reads: | The Sun, it says what i want it to say |
| hero: | Berbatov |
| cunt: | Shevchenko |
| bribe me with: | a cheese and pickle sarnie |
| ashamed of: | my haircut, my girlfriend |
| could live without: | heartburn |
| sobs at: | the mirror most mornings |
| gets hard/wide to: | Ladies |
| regrets: | Filling this in |
| wants: | an excuse |