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| name: | kagee |
| age: | 34 |
| lives: | Dublin |
| works: | Insurance |
| into: | Music, drugs etc. |
| booze: | Plenty of it please |
| fags: | yes |
| listens to: | Neil Young |
| watches: | Telly |
| reads: | Books |
| hero: | Me |
| cunt: | you |
| bribe me with: | sex or drugs. Preferably both. |
| ashamed of: | my pubic hair |
| could live without: | my boss |
| sobs at: | my pubic hair |
| gets hard/wide to: | my wife |
| regrets: | I've had a few but then again too few to mention |
| wants: | whirled peas |