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| name: | justabigcunt |
| age: | 27 |
| lives: | I am the ever living |
| works: | cunt licker |
| into: | The light |
| booze: | red wine/guiness |
| fags: | how dare you |
| listens to: | my wife nag on and on |
| watches: | I have two |
| reads: | just barely |
| hero: | rik mayall |
| cunt: | jenifer lopez |
| bribe me with: | sex |
| ashamed of: | the size of my penis |
| could live without: | most pop shite |
| sobs at: | nothing |
| gets hard/wide to: | my mum |
| regrets: | nothing |
| wants: | one million dollars. |