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| name: | jacksy |
| age: | getting on a bit |
| lives: | UAE |
| works: | very hard |
| into: | |
| booze: | yes please |
| fags: | no, give it a miss |
| listens to: | radio 2 |
| watches: | telly |
| reads: | can do |
| hero: | Morrissey |
| cunt: | Patsy Kensit |
| bribe me with: | Vodka |
| ashamed of: | no, never look back |
| could live without: | parsley |
| sobs at: | nowt, |
| gets hard/wide to: | |
| regrets: | getting married |
| wants: | money, lots of it |