hijodeputa
from alicante, spain.
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the facts
| name: | hijodeputa |
| age: | 44.75 |
| lives: | alicante, spain |
| works: | only when necessary, or bored |
| into: | deep |
| booze: | JD |
| fags: | Fortuna |
| listens to: | waves of Med on beach outside |
| watches: | from under your bed |
| reads: | with the ability of a four-year-old |
| hero: | The Earl of (Bacon) Sandwich |
| cunt: | Oooh! Don't mind if I do |
| bribe me with: | see above |
| ashamed of: | that thing with the goats |
| could live without: | one kidney |
| sobs at: | night |
| gets hard/wide to: | frightening proportions |
| regrets: | Too few to mention |
| wants: | a 2-girl Thai soapy sandwich massage for Christmas |