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| name: | goldentwattage |
| age: | 105 |
| lives: | still |
| works: | never has |
| into: | flange |
| booze: | no |
| fags: | no |
| listens to: | my farts |
| watches: | the window |
| reads: | with one eye open |
| hero: | yes |
| cunt: | completely |
| bribe me with: | flange |
| ashamed of: | shit stains |
| could live without: | other cunts |
| sobs at: | other cunts |
| gets hard/wide to: | bigger cunts |
| regrets: | I've had a few... |
| wants: | the world |