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| name: | goldenretrieverdiva |
| age: | 27 |
| lives: | Bristol |
| works: | |
| into: | sports, tv, laziness, sleeping, porn |
| booze: | yessir |
| fags: | only when pizzled |
| listens to: | hip hop, anything |
| watches: | 24, heroes, seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm |
| reads: | stuff |
| hero: | Jack Bauer |
| cunt: | Jeremy Kyle |
| bribe me with: | Sex |
| ashamed of: | everything |
| could live without: | rain |
| sobs at: | nothing, ever |
| gets hard/wide to: | Kylie |
| regrets: | drinking to excess |
| wants: | Kylie |