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| name: | fernandgoal |
| age: | middle |
| lives: | just |
| works: | like a cunt |
| into: | nice clothes and gadgets |
| booze: | hell yes |
| fags: | not any more |
| listens to: | everything |
| watches: | the detectives |
| reads: | just |
| hero: | Jack Bauer |
| cunt: | Alex Ferguson |
| bribe me with: | anything |
| ashamed of: | myself |
| could live without: | 6 day weeks |
| sobs at: | my own failings |
| gets hard/wide to: | Porn, gadgets, liverpool winning |
| regrets: | most of my 20s |
| wants: | More |