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| name: | fantantric |
| age: | 31 |
| lives: | saaaf of the river |
| works: | tirelessly |
| into: | sexual healing |
| booze: | why thankyou |
| fags: | I like 'em |
| listens to: | me Mum |
| watches: | bollocks |
| reads: | crap |
| hero: | Ollie Reed |
| cunt: | My mate Dave |
| bribe me with: | cash, ideally |
| ashamed of: | most thoughts i have |
| could live without: | shaving |
| sobs at: | weddings |
| gets hard/wide to: | Japanese scat |
| regrets: | nowt |
| wants: | a cat |