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| name: | djskum |
| age: | 31 |
| lives: | Brighton |
| works: | IT Contracting Whore |
| into: | Holes |
| booze: | Lots |
| fags: | Some |
| listens to: | Cutting Edge Underground Nonsense |
| watches: | No TV |
| reads: | Lots |
| hero: | Me |
| cunt: | Please! |
| bribe me with: | Cunt |
| ashamed of: | Nothing |
| could live without: | Reality TV |
| sobs at: | Children |
| gets hard/wide to: | Depravity |
| regrets: | Nothing |
| wants: | Money |