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| name: | dansayle |
| age: | 31 |
| lives: | UP NORTH |
| works: | RARELY |
| into: | YOUR MUM/SISTER/PET |
| booze: | PINT PLEASE |
| fags: | QUIT |
| listens to: | SOUNDS |
| watches: | DON'T WEAR ONE |
| reads: | RANSOM NOTES |
| hero: | THAT BLOKE OFF TV |
| cunt: | DAVINA MCCALL |
| bribe me with: | SHITLOADS OF CASH |
| ashamed of: | THE NATION |
| could live without: | WORKING |
| sobs at: | BEING KICKED IN THE NUTS |
| gets hard/wide to: | SEXUAL AROUSAL |
| regrets: | SEXUAL AROUSAL |
| wants: | SEXUAL AROUSAL |