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| name: | cuntyboobied |
| age: | 30 |
| lives: | China |
| works: | Sort of |
| into: | Deep |
| booze: | Beer, whisky, diesel |
| fags: | Cheap China specials |
| listens to: | |
| watches: | Casio |
| reads: | Razzle, Viz |
| hero: | Chevy Chase... although he may now be a bit of a cunt |
| cunt: | Chris Moyles |
| bribe me with: | Monster Munch |
| ashamed of: | Jordan |
| could live without: | Herpes |
| sobs at: | Detergent adverts |
| gets hard/wide to: | Too many to list |
| regrets: | Not wearing pants today |
| wants: | A puppy, just for Christmas mind |