crispypancake
from in Hell.
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the facts
| name: | crispypancake |
| age: | false |
| lives: | in Hell |
| works: | infrequently |
| into: | clart |
| booze: | Remy Martin XO |
| fags: | homosexuals, please |
| listens to: | Girls Aloud |
| watches: | Rolex, Seiko |
| reads: | with difficulty |
| hero: | Percy Thrower |
| cunt: | overused expletive |
| bribe me with: | money |
| ashamed of: | paedophilia |
| could live without: | work |
| sobs at: | mustard gas |
| gets hard/wide to: | nudey pics |
| regrets: | Janine Mitchell |
| wants: | lottery win |