carter
from Up North.
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the facts
| name: | carter |
| age: | 40 something |
| lives: | Up North |
| works: | at my own pace |
| into: | ..the Valley Of Death |
| booze: | Whisky Mac |
| fags: | Colin and Justin |
| listens to: | Good stuff 60's to 00's |
| watches: | the Detectives |
| reads: | too much into things |
| hero: | Just for one day |
| cunt: | Robert Mugabe |
| bribe me with: | Pies |
| ashamed of: | my shallow existence |
| could live without: | Celebrities |
| sobs at: | anything remotely sad |
| gets hard/wide to: | intelligent curvy ladies |
| regrets: | not being promiscuous |
| wants: | A peaceful life in the sun |