caribug
from a simple life.
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the facts
| name: | caribug |
| age: | 30+ |
| lives: | a simple life |
| works: | like a slave |
| into: | starbucks frapps |
| booze: | fruity calorie loaded |
| fags: | dress well, make movies |
| listens to: | music |
| watches: | tv |
| reads: | books |
| hero: | get back to ya on that 1 |
| cunt: | i have 1 |
| bribe me with: | money and food, |
| ashamed of: | love for xanax ,valium,ambien |
| could live without: | high gas prices, the war, traffic,phone solicitors |
| sobs at: | high gas prices |
| gets hard/wide to: | awesome tasty things, indulgence of the senses |
| regrets: | anything i killed by accident |
| wants: | mani,pedi, massage, facial, bigger house! |