Amy has a bunk up with Blake in hospital<div id="teaser2">As if the health service in this country wasn't suffering enough from bad press, it turns out that Amy Winehouse (not so much a singer as a lab test) and husband Blake Fielder-Civil (not so much a husband as a lab rat) got 'jiggy' on Tuesday before he returned to prison.</div>

Newsmound. Melinda Messenger might end up with two black eyes...

Jessica Simpson wants to study theology<div id="teaser2">You may remember that we recently reported that US singer and actress Jessica Simpson had a superb blonde moment when she dreamed her way into Niketown and asked where the Adidas tracksuits were kept. Well, it looks like it was merely a random lapse of her superb and superior intellect, because Jessica now has plans to attend college in order to gain a qualification in theology.</div>

Mickey Rourke insults another few million people<div id="teaser2">Mickey Rourke, now officially more scar tissue than skin, is continuing his personal mission to insult all of the people of the world. Despite his career being on the up since his incredible turn in 'Sin City' it appears that the star is not a happy bunny inside, recently revealing that he contemplated suicide and even told his pet dog what he was thinking. No news on whether the pooch tried to talk him out of it, by the way.</div>