bumspinach
from That London.
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the facts
| name: | bumspinach |
| age: | 35 |
| lives: | That London |
| works: | very little |
| into: | stuff |
| booze: | oh aye |
| fags: | defo |
| listens to: | mental dance |
| watches: | crap |
| reads: | books |
| hero: | Jack Bauer |
| cunt: | Peter Andre |
| bribe me with: | sex, drugs, the usual |
| ashamed of: | my face |
| could live without: | salad |
| sobs at: | being punched in the nut bags |
| gets hard/wide to: | very good porn |
| regrets: | not hiding the screwdriver properly |
| wants: | loads |