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| name: | boobed |
| age: | 29 |
| lives: | London |
| works: | Arse |
| into: | Breaking and entering |
| booze: | lots |
| fags: | given up |
| listens to: | shitting |
| watches: | porn |
| reads: | political bollocks |
| hero: | James mofo Brown |
| cunt: | Gordon Brown |
| bribe me with: | Pussy |
| ashamed of: | Nowt |
| could live without: | Telly |
| sobs at: | Nowt |
| gets hard/wide to: | A shapely arse |
| regrets: | Nowt |
| wants: | Loving lots of |