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| name: | billydog |
| age: | 40 |
| lives: | birmingham |
| works: | yes |
| into: | comedy art goss |
| booze: | lots |
| fags: | lots |
| listens to: | smiths, cure, led zepp |
| watches: | buzzcocks, harry hill |
| reads: | crappy magazines/menus |
| hero: | harry hill |
| cunt: | any blond bimbo |
| bribe me with: | chocolate |
| ashamed of: | beer belly |
| could live without: | pants |
| sobs at: | baby animals |
| gets hard/wide to: | terry wogan |
| regrets: | not going out with russ abbotts son when 17 |
| wants: | more sleep |