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| name: | bastardcuntflaps |
| age: | 26 |
| lives: | In a Skip |
| works: | Pimp |
| into: | Minge |
| booze: | 38pints of stella a night |
| fags: | Adam Rickett, Mark Fowler, Mathew Kelly |
| listens to: | Erasure, Bryan Adams |
| watches: | Flipper |
| reads: | The Daily Express |
| hero: | Paul Hogan |
| cunt: | Holy Moly |
| bribe me with: | Easy fanny |
| ashamed of: | Fucking your mother |
| could live without: | |
| sobs at: | Pingu |
| gets hard/wide to: | Jurassic Park |
| regrets: | |
| wants: | SLUTS |