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| name: | backsackandcrack |
| age: | 60 |
| lives: | in a bedsit |
| works: | no |
| into: | firearms |
| booze: | yes |
| fags: | yes |
| listens to: | police frequencies |
| watches: | post offices/banks |
| reads: | blueprints |
| hero: | ronnie biggs |
| cunt: | wot u call me? |
| bribe me with: | info |
| ashamed of: | hairy body |
| could live without: | police sirens |
| sobs at: | |
| gets hard/wide to: | shouting 'nobody move' |
| regrets: | hairy body |
| wants: | smooth, hair free skin. |