babaduck
from in a house in the country.
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the facts
| name: | babaduck |
| age: | getting older |
| lives: | in a house in the country |
| works: | to pay the bills |
| into: | not working |
| booze: | god yes |
| fags: | not for me |
| listens to: | any old shite, even the Archers |
| watches: | loads of crap |
| reads: | books & trashmags |
| hero: | Piers Morgan |
| cunt: | Lembit Opik |
| bribe me with: | Vodka & young men |
| ashamed of: | fuck all at this stage |
| could live without: | body hair |
| sobs at: | weddings |
| gets hard/wide to: | Patrick Dempsey |
| regrets: | rien |
| wants: | euromillions |