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| name: | alwayswright |
| age: | 27 |
| lives: | Scotland |
| works: | Pub Manager |
| into: | girls |
| booze: | aye |
| fags: | i hate poofs |
| listens to: | drivvel |
| watches: | cartoons and porn |
| reads: | crap |
| hero: | Simon Cowell, Stalin, Chairman Mao |
| cunt: | yes please |
| bribe me with: | pies |
| ashamed of: | nothing |
| could live without: | daytime telly, cancer |
| sobs at: | random |
| gets hard/wide to: | girls |
| regrets: | not spending more time kicking kittens |
| wants: | more |